Touch me, yeah
I want you to touch me there
Make me feel like I am breathing
Feel like I am human
iVE BEEN FRIENDZONED HOLY SHIT
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
GOOD JOB, DANIEL
"free speech" is my fav. thing nerds resort to to defend their opinions they’re literally saying "I am completely out of coherent defences for my opinion so I’m just going to state that it’s not legal for you to arrest me for it" am i supposed to respond with "its ok im not a cop" or what i dunno
Teen ballet dancer Sherlock is all long, pale limbs and big eyes and wild curls and thinks he’s entirely too soft for big, buff, charismatic rugby star John, when in fact, John thinks Sherlock is the loveliest most beautiful thing he has ever seen and does everything in his power to have Sherlock for his own.
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